The Biggest Val’s Day Sins Guys Commit

February 14. Hearts and roses,Dates, Red lingerie Cool Sounds ruling the air. Sounds romantic, but let’s get real here, ladies Val day can be anything but victorious. And who do we have to thank for that? MEN, though women also do commit some. Okay, besides guys who come up with creative dinner ideas and adorable trips in advance (and honey, if you have one, hold on to him), most of the brothers disappoints. From terrible gifts to a sudden case of amnesia (wait, wasn’t today, uh, Grammy or something?), many of us are left hanging … even those of us who think Valentine’s is the most romantic day of the year.
1. Saying he doesn’t believe in Val two seconds after you’ve given him a cute card.
2. Giving you really cheap gift when he can afford it big or moderate
3. Calling you the morning of the 14th to say, “Hey, so what are you up to tonight?” He’s not asking you out, just wondering if you’ll be out with someone else.
4. Taking you to a fast food drive through, then inviting you back to his shady apartment to see a soft porn with his room mate there
5. Handing you a rose cast in gold because “This flower won’t die. Just like my feelings for you will never die, baby.”
6. Making you a lame heart-shaped card cut from notebook paper with “IOU one gift” written on it.
7. Insisting on treating you to a lavish dinner and ordering tons of appetisers, and two bottles of wine (most of which he drinks). Then when the bill comes, Loverboy asks if you can contribute to pay up.
8. Setting tentative plans but not telling you exactly what time he’s picking you up or where you’re going. Then surprise! at 9:45, he tells you he’s stuck at work, then says, “You’re not mad, are you?”
9. Then telling you before he hangs up, “Look, I really wanna make it up to you,” but, not bothering to take you on a date.
10. Buying you chocolates the day after Val day because the prices were slashed.
11. Giving you jewellery that you saw on his sister the week before.
12. Having sex with you, then crying afterwards because his ex-girlfriend “Jane” broke up with him last Valentine’s Day.
13. Waiting until February 13 to make plans with you because,you’re his girlfriend and he knows he’s getting laid.
14. Taking you a local and funny restaurant
15.Wearing a funny outfit.
16. Inviting you out for an evening with him and his mother.


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